- You're as hot as a quilter's iron!
- You're as subtle as a pricking needle!
- You're more nervous than a quilter checking out at a fabric store!
- I've seen prettier eyes on needles!
- You're as happy as a quilter in a fabric store!
- You're suggestions are as welcome as a grape juice stain on the last
-- piece of solid white fabric I need to finish a quilt!
- I've got scissors sharper than your wit!
- You're as helpful as a crooked rotary ruler!
- You're mouth is faster than a sewing machine at full speed!
- I've got quilts that are more interesting than you!
- You're duller than a blunt needle!
- You're as confused as a quilter who ran out of thread!
- You're as welcome as a paper thimble!
- I've seen feet move faster on a sewing machine!
- You're more nervous than fabric near scissors!
- You've got more wrinkles than a piece of fabric fresh out of a dryer!
- You're about as interesting as ironing 10 yards of fabric!
- I've got more thread clinging onto my shirt than you have hair!
- You're jokes are as tantalizing as a piece of muslin!
- You're more frustrating than a bobbin out of thread!
Unfortunately I cannot remember where I found this and I hate not giving credit to the person who came up with this but it was just too good not to share. Enjoy!
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